- Age / Gender:
- 27, Male
- North Carolina
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I make comics. I make funny. I make a lot of things. I tend to stray from Newgrounds sometimes, but bear with me. maybe I'll be around more often now. Contact me if you want to collaborate for something--voice or background illustrations or whatever!
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Total Medals Earned: 871 (From 143 different games.)
So, I've been busy making ends meet, so there's goign to be delays here.
Also, Canada's having a postal strike, so if anyone buys anything from me that goes to Canada, there will be hell to pay for everyone involved.
In addition to this, a certain phone company is sucking me dry and I'm hardly having time to stop scraping money from my etsy sales and pouring into that. They've lanced me with an extra $15 this month, effectively making me have to pay $105 this month, just because they "reconnected" my phone service after they (I'm sure it was tedious) painstakingly "interrupted" my service and it was so hard to automate such a simple process.
Also, I am very full of rage from all these constant high fructose corn syrup commercials, in conjunction with what seems to be a creative bankruptcy in the movie business. I don't want to go see another goddamn superhero movie. They just have not stopped coming out for the past 3 years. I want to see a fucking chick flick that sucks. Or some exploding boobs or some shit. Just, anything other than these superhero movies. Marvel and DC just need to stop milking things for all they're worth and ruining a form of entertainment for me. I'd rather just watch that terrible Wild Wild West movie with Will Smith in it. Or better yet, Whip My Hair by his lowly progeny.
I am just so full of rage today. The rest of the day, I haven't been, but I've had a really odd mood swing because of all of this shit that keeps happening. Both, to me, and to everything else.
Furthermore, I'm slightly delayed on my comic series I'm starting, which is about fetishes and double lives now, because I'm doing custom work for people.
I am so far behind, I put Kobayashi Maru to shame.
Speaking of things that make everything more laborious: